I really hate walking the dog late at night. And not because I have to get my lazy ass up off the couch, and put boots back on, or that’s it’s cold outside sometimes. I hate it because I’ve seen too many Law & Order episodes. The beginning of the episode is always some sad asshole walking his Min Pin or some other obnoxiously small dog, and he stumbles onto the corpse of a dead tranny hooker, or he sees an elderly lady get mugged and thrown down and she dies and then he’s supposed to testify against the gangbanger who did it. Or he sees the rich politicians butler dumping the body of the underaged cheerleader he’d been sleeping with. I know I don’t live in New York and I don’t have to walk 9 city blocks waiting to scoop up my dogs shit into a bag and most likely all those scenarios aren’t gonna happen in my front yard, but really why take the chance…

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